My 11 year old drives a pink Cadillac Eldorado

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 05/20/2014 at 13:41 • Filed to: None

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D > CalzoneGolem 05/20/2014 at 13:43

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This aesthetic translates seamlessly to a bike

505Turbeaux > CalzoneGolem 05/20/2014 at 13:45

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baller status

CalzoneGolem > D 05/20/2014 at 13:45

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It is a really well built bike.

spanfucker retire bitch > CalzoneGolem 05/20/2014 at 13:48

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Damn hipsters, and their fixie Cadillacs.

camaroboy68ss > CalzoneGolem 05/20/2014 at 13:49

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already has big wheels lol.

CalzoneGolem > camaroboy68ss 05/20/2014 at 13:52

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Rollin on twenny foes!

Kruezerman > CalzoneGolem 05/20/2014 at 14:31

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Epic.

CalzoneGolem > Kruezerman 05/20/2014 at 14:34

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Got it off CL for $75 and it looked like it hadn't even been ridden.

davedave1111 > CalzoneGolem 05/20/2014 at 14:54

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Is that your son, your daughter, or your inner eleven year old?

CalzoneGolem > davedave1111 05/20/2014 at 15:01

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My daughter.

davedave1111 > CalzoneGolem 05/20/2014 at 15:04

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That answer's no fun, so if you don't mind I'm going to dismiss your post and go back to imagining you pedalling around on the pink bike.

CalzoneGolem > davedave1111 05/20/2014 at 15:08

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Only if you imagine me without pants.

davedave1111 > CalzoneGolem 05/20/2014 at 15:14

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Wha... What?

Wait, you meant trousers, didn't you?

desertdog5051 > CalzoneGolem 05/20/2014 at 18:27

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How cool is that.